Archive for September, 2009

STSA #39: Did I read that right??

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Morning, our buddy Dan – a former journalist – sent these to us. These are actual headlines from actual newspapers. Proofreading, evidently, is a dying art.

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again! Panda
Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for- nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
 

Yep. You read those right … sorry to say. Hope they brought a smile to your face this morning, and I hope it’s exceptionally bright thanks to our friends at Epic Dental.

Got something that makes you smile? Please, do send it along!

And, here, as always are some sweet links to enjoy.

Big Smiles!
 

Lynn P.
Editor
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September 22nd, 2009 | Posted By: Alexis in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Links Worth Sharing September 23, 2009

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Links Worth Sharing: September 23rd, 2009

 

 

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The Top 10 Emmy Moments: Video of the best ten moments from Sunday’s Emmy Awards.

 

Fall TV Preview: Here’s an all-in-one comprehensive look at the fall TV season by the L.A. Times tv critic. Good stuff.

 

Do less to do more:  I really liked this blog post over at zen habits. Don’t worry – it’s not all chanting and rock gardens. It makes simple, good sense.

 

Larry Gelbart Archive of American Television: The M*A*S*H creator passed away last week. I was a huge fan of that show as were millions and millions of others. Here, on YouTube, is a collection of way cool interviews with him courtesy of the Archive of American Television.

September 22nd, 2009 | Posted By: Alexis in Uncategorized | No Comments »

STSA # 38: 1955

Something to Smile About :)

Hey! It’s 09-09-09 … cool! Of course, it makes us all quite naturally think of 1955, right?

Kidding. But my friend Frances sent me these yesterday, and I laughed until I cried. Enjoy!
 

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Comments made in the year 1955! That’s only 54 years ago!

Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won’t be long before $1,000.00 will only buy a used one.

If cigarettes keep going up in price, I’m going to quit. 20 cents a pack is ridiculous.

Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging 7 cents just to mail a letter.

If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.

I’m afraid to send my kids to the movies any more Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL or DAMN in it.

I read the other day where some scientist thinks it’s possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas.

Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $50,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn’t surprise me if someday they’ll be making more than the President.

I’m afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.

If they think I’ll pay 30 cents for a hair cut, forget it.’

It’s too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.
 

Aren’t those awesome! Did you know that now, the average cavity costs you $2000 over your lifetime? Isn’t that nuts? Luckily you and I have Epic Dental in our corner.

Got something that makes you smile? Please, do send it along!

And, here, as always are some sweet links to enjoy.

Big Smiles!
 

Lynn P.
Editor
Something To Smile About

September 8th, 2009 | Posted By: Alexis in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Links worth sharing: Sept 9th, 2009

Kids’ Woot! – Now, the deal-a-day site has a different discounted deal each day for Kids. It changes over at midnight, and there are always limited quantities. Fun stuff!

 

Mental Floss – Say goodbye to the next half-hour of your life. They bill themselves as the place “where knowledge junkies get their fix.” I bill it as “where free time goes to die.”

 

Mystery Shopping – A friend of mine started doing this recently for extra cash. Here’s a blog that gives you some insight if you’re interested in doing the same.

 

Dumped? There’s an app for that. – Okay, this is stalker-ish wrong on many, many levels, but I laughed out loud anyway. But … remember, it’s wrong. You’ve been warned.

September 8th, 2009 | Posted By: Alexis in Uncategorized | No Comments »

 

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