Archive for February, 2010

Q: Why do seals swim in salt water?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Q: What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?
A: “Dam!”

Q: What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?
A: “Where were you on the night of September to March?”

Q: What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?
A: The crack of dawn!

Q: What’s an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!

Q: What’s the difference between a walrus and a banana?
A: You’d better find out, because if you ever try to peel a walrus…

Q: What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous wreck.

Hi there. Here’s an unusually direct something to smile about.

Twice a year, the folks at Epic Dental take up arms against the powerful forces of chocolate and sugar: Halloween and Valentine’s Day.

In preparation for battle, our heroes (hey, their name IS Epic …) are offering you some pretty sweet ammunition for that box of chocolates.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, our friends at Epic Dental are launching sweetener packets.  They come 80 to a box. They rock.
Normally, they sell for only $8.99 a box. But through Valentines, you can try them for 30% off. Order as many boxes as you want for just $6.29 each.

Check ‘em out. You can just feel the sweetness.

Candy makers get all geeked up for Valentine’s Day. Where they see love and commerce, Epic Dental sees sugar and cavities.

And you - our Something To Smile About friend - get to some more Epic love, because we like you better than everybody else. Starting now, we’ll give you a FREE tube of Epic fluoride toothpaste with any order placed by February 14th. This stuff ain’t wimpy - it’s retails for six bucks a tube and is worth every penny (unless you like paying your dentist to fill cavities).

It’s a cavity-fighting cupidy gift from our friends at Epic.

Just enter the promo code: likesmebest when you checkout, and we’ll add a free tube of cavity-fighting, xylitol-powered goodness to your order.

Coupon codes, discounts, and a cavity-free day of love and sweetness.

What could be better? Ready to start shopping?