Sigh. Not really, but what are you going to do. It was dry and sunny, and I got caught. Sorry. 11 miles over. So, I’m trying to make lemonade out of my little 46 mph lemon. Be sure to slow down a little today.
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. “Ever go fishing?” the policeman suddenly asked the man. “Ummm, yeah… so,” the startled man replied. The officer grinned and added, “Ever catch ALL the fish?” A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the ticket, she said, “How come I always get a ticket and everyone else gets a warning? Is it my face?” “No, ma’am,” explained the officer, “it’s your foot.”
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket. “Keep it,” the cop said, “when you collect four of them you get a bicycle.” |
hopefully, that brought a smile to your face like it did mine. I will go slower next time. And the next. And – hopefully – the next. If there’s a bright side, underneath my grimace was a pretty, cavity-free smile thanks to our friends at Epic Dental.
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Lynn P.
Editor
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