Bring on the dance of homemade cards and well-intentioned bad breakfasts, Mother’s Day is coming … fast. My oldest is preparing to graduate college … speaking of fast.
What did Richard Bach say? “Was it twenty years ago or yesterday? What happens to time in our minds?”
A most sincere and much-deserved Happy Mother’s Day to your and yours from me and mine. This week’s bit comes from Heather in Missouri:
I was out walking with my then 3 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that.
“Why?”
“Because it’s been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs.”
At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Wow! How do you know all this stuff?”
“Uh,” I was thinking quickly, everyone knows this stuff, “Um, it’s on the mommy test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a mommy.”
“Oh.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
I get it!” she beamed. “Then if you flunk, you have to be the daddy.”
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This week’s fun and useful links are all dedicated to mom. Enjoy!
And thanks again to everyone who’s been sending in stuff. It’s amazing how many funny people have already found their way into this group in just a couple issues. I’m so glad we’re doing this, and I hope you are too!
So, please, send me stuff people send you or that you found that made you smile, so I can share it with everyone.
Send me something to smile about! See you next time for the Start of Summer edition!
Big Smiles!
Lynn P.
Editor
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