STSA #35: How hot is it?

Okay. Sorry. Not trying to pile on, and I hope it’s cool where you live, but it’s been awful here. In the time-honored, sticky-seat, sweaty-at-7-in-the-morning tradition, here are any number of ways to prove your point the next time the heat hits you like a scalded shovel.

It’s so hot … It’s so hot, today I saw two trees fighting over a dog. It’s so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg. It’s so hot, today I saw a funeral procession pull into a Dairy Queen. It’s so hot, birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground It’s so hot, you can eat hot peppers to cool off your mouth. It’s so hot, you can make instant sun tea. It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95, you reach for a light sweater. It’s so hot, you discover that it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car. It’s so hot, hot water now comes out of both taps. Â

Think cool thoughts, my friends. Did you know, by the way, that the xylitol in Epic Dental’s gum and mints actually cools off your mouth? Wild, eh?

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