STSA #39: Did I read that right??
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 | Filed under Uncategorized
Morning, our buddy Dan – a former journalist – sent these to us. These are actual headlines from actual newspapers. Proofreading, evidently, is a dying art.
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again! Panda
Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for- nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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Yep. You read those right … sorry to say. Hope they brought a smile to your face this morning, and I hope it’s exceptionally bright thanks to our friends at Epic Dental.
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And, here, as always are some sweet links to enjoy.
Big Smiles!
Lynn P.
Editor
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