STSA # 48: Football - 90% Temper, 10% Mental

Friday, January 29th, 2010 | Filed under Uncategorized

Something to Smile About :)

Let the Super Bowl hype begin!! What? Oh, right. It’s already in full swing. Another side effect of releasing your hopefully-funny-little-newsletter on Wednesdays. Must talk to the folks at Epic Dental about that … in the meantime, here are some inspirational … if you want to call them that … quotes about football.

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I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, an important game.
   - Dick Butkus

Most football teams are temperamental. That’s 90% temper and 10% mental.
   - Doug Plank

I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.
   - George Rogers

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
   - Joe Theismann

When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.
   - George Raveling

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
   - Dave Barry

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
   - Heywood Hale Braun

Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
   - Duffy Daugherty

I’d catch a punt naked, in the snow, in Buffalo, for a chance to play in the NFL.
   - Steve Henderson

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
   - Jim Bouton

I’ve found that prayers work best when you have big players.
   - Knute Rockne

We can’t run. We can’t pass. We can’t stop the run. We can’t stop the pass. We can’t kick. Other than that, we’re just not a very good football team right now.
   - Bruce Coslet

Let the hype commence! Oops, I mean continue! Now would be an awfully good time to visit Epic Dental for cavity protection against all those fingery foods you’re going to wolf down at your Super Bowl Party!

Got something imaginative that makes you smile? Please, do send it along!
And, here, as always are some sweet links to enjoy.

Big Smiles!

Lynn P.
Editor
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