STSA # 50: Bad Winter Jokes

I don’t know about you, but this year - where we live - has been one of the worst winters in recent memory. Even our friends in place like Dallas and Pensacola have seen snow this year.

But, it’s all coming to and end, right? RIGHT?!? C’mon. I need you to tell me this bad winter’s almost over. In its honor, here are several bad winter jokes …
 

Q: Why do seals swim in salt water? A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze! Q: What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: “Dam!” Q: What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? A: “Where were you on the night of September to March?” Q: What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18? A: The crack of dawn! Q: What’s an ig? A: A snow house without a loo! Q: What’s the difference between a walrus and a banana? A: You’d better find out, because if you ever try to peel a walrus… Q: What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes? A: A nervous wreck.

What? You were expecting jokes about a bad winter. Noooo. That’s not how we roll. I gave you bad jokes about winter! Hopefully, our fine xylitol-powered friends at Epic Dental will look past a week’s worth of bad joke-telling and know I’ll bring the good funny once it warms up in March. And it will warm up in March, right? RIGHT?!?!

Got something imaginative that makes you smile? Please, do send it along!

And, here, as always are some sweet links to enjoy.

Big Smiles!

Lynn P.
Editor
Something To Smile About

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