STSA # 62: What the Doc Says (Means)

Hi there! Hope life is finding you healthy, wealthy and wise today. My mom’s group has been discussing the joys of the season: School Physicals. Ugh.

Plus, I read where flu season’s just around the corner. Double Ugh. Can I get a triple ugh?

Thanks to reader Erica in San Jose, we can finally be enlightened by what a doctor really means when he says …

“This should be taken care of right away.” (I’d planned a trip to Hawaii next month, but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.) “We have some good news and some bad news.” (The good news is, I’m going to buy that new Jaguar. The bad news is, you’re going to pay for it.) “I’d like to prescribe a new drug.” (I’m writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig.) “If it doesn’t clear up in a week, give me a call.” (I don’t know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.) “This should fix you up.” (The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff.) “I’d like to run some more tests.” (I can’t figure out what’s wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.)

That should fix you up! Forward twice and call me in the morning, and remember, when your smile’s looking or feeling a little sickly, just visit our friends at Epic Dental.

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Lynn P.
Editor
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