STSA #99: That’s Right, Woodchuck-Chuckers, It’s…

“Of course I do,” he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office.

At 10am, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses.

At 1pm., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.

The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home.

“First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!” she exclaimed. “I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!

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Q: What is a groundhog’s favorite book?
A: “Holes”

Q: What side of the groundhog has the most hair?
A: On the outside

Q: What should you do if you find a groundhog sleeping in your bed?
A: Sleep somewhere else

Q: How do groundhogs smell?
A: With their noses