STSA: Football Fun
I’ve lost my husband to football season. Goodbye, Husband. See you in February.
It’s not that bad. I like it. I know it. I just don’t see the need to watch it three days a week PLUS watch highlights the other four PLUS check the internet for my THREE fantasy leagues …
These are for my husband, the football genius …
“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” - Joe Theismann
“Well, we didn’t block real good but we made up for it by not tackling.” - John McKay, the first coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, during the inaugural season of 1976 when the Bucs endured a 0-14 record.
“I’m in favor of it.” – McKay when asked about his team’s execution.
“You guys line up alphabetically by height.” - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
“I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.” – Terry Bradshaw
“He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.” – Torrin Polk, University of Houston Wide Receiver
“I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards – whichever comes first.” – George Rogers, New Orleans Saints Running Back
“I feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say that.” – Jerry Rice
“”Hawaii doesn’t win many games in the United States.” – ESPN Analyst Lee Corso, evidently unaware that Hawaii’s in the United States
“We can’t run. We can’t pass. We can’t stop the run. We can’t stop the pass. We can’t kick. Other than that, we’re just not a very good football team right now.” - Bruce Coslet
“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.”
- Dave Barry
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Got something that makes you smile? Please, do send it along!
And, here, a few fun links to provide valuable alternatives to football, and yes, there are too such things!
