STSA: The Ghost of Resolutions Past
Hi there. Hope the holiday season’s been treating your and yours most kindly! We’ve had friends in and the subject turned last night to New Year’s Resolutions. My bff Nancy had this on her computer, and we all laughed … so I thought I’d share it with you, too. Please be safe this evening and Happy New Year!
RESOLUTION #1
2003: I will read at least 20 good books a year.
2004: I will read at least 10 books a year.
2005: I will read 5 books a year.
2006: I will finish Marley & Me.
2007: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
2008: I will read at least one article this year.
2009: I will try and finish the comics section this year.RESOLUTION #2
2003: I will get my weight down below 180.
2004: I will watch my calories until I get below 190.
2005: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200.
2006: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2007: I will work out 5 days a week.
2008: I will work out 3 days a week.
2009: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.RESOLUTION #3
2003: I will not spend my money frivolously.
2004: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
2005: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
2006: I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 2009.
2007: I will be totally out of debt by 2010.
2008: I will try to pay off the debt interest by 2010.
2009: I will try to be out of the country by 2010.
See you on the other side of 2009!
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And, here, a smattering of Best of 2008 links to enjoy.
Big Smiles!
