We're 20-35% off.

The catch – you gotta buy us in pairs, triplets or teams

The journey from our warehouse to your house can be a lonely for some of your favorite Epic xylitol products. So help the poor little fellas out and order them in these discounted couplings, triplings and teams. That way we know each product is bound to have some company on its journey to delight you.

It's the inaugural Perfect Pairs Sale where everything not already SOLD OUT on this page is 20-35% off. Go ahead. Choose whichever products you want. But remember, like the Christmas ornaments, baby clothes, and old Barry Manilow 8-track tapes, when they're gone, they're gone.

Also, please note that you cannot use any discount coupons (except free shipping) with your orders of these products. The website will probably let you, but my boss will make me call you and say we can't.