We're 65% off.

The catch - we won't look our very best

Unlike our traditional spiffy-with-love packaging, these poky little puppies may be ding-dented or slightly bented, but they're still 100% effective and 100% xylitol-powered and sugar free.

It's the inaugural Epic Dental Yard Sale where everything not already SOLD OUT on this page is 65% off. Go ahead. Choose whichever products you want. But remember, like the Christmas ornaments, baby clothes, and old Barry Manilow 8-track tapes, when they're gone, they're gone.

Just remember, when we show up at your door, we told you we wouldn’t be looking so hot. We’re grateful you love us anyway. :)

Also, please note that you cannot use any discount coupons (except free shipping) with your orders of these products. The website will probably let you, but my boss will make me call you and say we can't.